Conversation on travelling and vacation

Harry just came back from a vacation in Africa.  He told his friend how badly he had missed the comforts of home.

Gabby:Hi, Harry, it's great to see you again.  I heard you've traveled a lot recently.Harry:Yeah.  In the past three months I traveled to many countries in Africa.Gabby:Well, I really envy you!  Did you pet a hyena?  (Harry is dumbfounded.)  I'm just kidding.Harry:Well, I didn't pet a hyena, but I was once chased by a rhino, and it was fun!Gabby:Are you serious?Harry:No.  I'm just kidding.Gabby:You really scared the heck out of me.Harry:(Laughing....)  Well, I really missed the comforts of home.  Now I just want to take a break.  A long break!

When Gerald and Denise get to the lobby of the train station, they are tired.  Fortunately, they spot two empty seats in the lobby....
	Gerald:	Excuse me.  Is this seat taken?
	Manager:	(Put off the headphones.)  I'm sorry.  What did you just say?
	Gerald:	Oh.  Will someone be using this seat?
	Manager:	No.  You can take it.
	Gerald:	Would you mind moving over one seat so my wife and I can sit together?
	Manager:	No, not at all.

Jackie has been traveling a lot recently and is becoming a little tired of hotels and hotel food. Frank: I heard you took a trip to Mexico. Jackie: Yes, I did. Frank: How did you like it? Jackie: Oh, I got sick and tired of hotels and hotel food. Frank: I can imagine.  East or west, home is the best. Memory: Erica is planning the menu for the dinner party next week.  All of a sudden, she remembers that she has forgotten to invite Linda.... Erica: I've sent out the invitations for the dinner party.  Manuel: That's good.  Now what should we do? Erica: We've got to plan the menu. Manuel: Oh, that's right.  Do you have anything in mind? Erica: I think I'm going to make the chicken salad we had at Pompa last time.  Remember I asked the chef for the recipe? Manuel: Yeah, but did you forget that Linda doesn't eat chicken? Erica: Linda?  Oh, my Gosh!  I forgot to invite her!  She'll be mad at me. It just slipped my mind. Manuel: Well, it's not too late yet.  I'll make a phone call.  Don't worry. Erica: Thanks!  I think I'm getting old! Manuel: Looks like you ARE!

On their way to San Francisco, Roy decides to stop in a small town and stay there overnight.... Clerk: Good evening, sir.  May I help you?  Roy: Yes.  What kind of rooms do you have? Clerk: How large is your party? Roy: Three.  Two adults and one child. Clerk: Let's see. We have a room with two double beds.  How many nights? Roy: Just one.  We're only staying overnight.